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The Fanfic Spectacular SBRoxMan |
Posted: Oct 19 2009, 05:05 PM
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Me 1 millionth dollar!   Group: SpongeMods Posts: 261 Joined: 1-June 07 Member No.: 5 Dubloons: 21,960 Member Inventory: View Country:  Gender: Male (Boy)  |
The Fanfic Spectacular
Written by: SBRoxMan Idea by: SBRoxMan Stevie the Jellyfish Created by: Stinkoman 20X6 We see the outside of SpongeBob's Pineapple, which is full of decorations, we zoom into the house, which is full of party stuff, SpongeBob and Gary are standing in the middle of the living room, wearing party hats SpongeBob: It's almost time for the party to start! Gary: Meow? SpongeBob: Don't worry, Gary. I've made sure that this time I don't stick to a schedule and bore by guests. We all know what happened last time. Clip from "SpongeBob's House Party", where the police talk to SpongeBob Policeman: Hey, wait a second! If you're throwing a party, why weren't we invited? SpongeBob: I-I-I didn't know, the p-p-plan your own party kit di-didn't mention the police! Officer Nancy: Woah, woah, woah! Okay, motor mouth! Tell it to the judge! Officer Nancy tries to handcuff SpongeBob Officer Nancy:: Oh, no! These cuffs are broken. Policeman: Huh, we can't bring him in on broken cuffs. I've got an old pair in the car we can use. We see the officers walking SpongeBob along with a portable wooden stock SpongeBob: Is it too late to offer you some punch? Officer Nancy: Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Flashback ends Gary: Meow? SpongeBob: Don't worry, Gary. I won't need to invite the police. These days they are not allowed to arrest people because of parties. SpongeBob hears a knock on the door SpongeBob: (Running to the door) Someone's knocking on the door! (he opens the door to see Stevie and Patrick, both wearing party hats) Welcome, Stevie and Patrick. Patrick & Stevie: (walking in) Happy Birthday, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: May I offer you some punch? Stevie: Sure! (punches SpongeBob in the face) SpongeBob: No! Not that! Oh, never mind! SpongeBob hears a knock on the door, he opens it to find Pablo, Lisa and Sandy SpongeBob: Oh, hey guys! Glad you made it! Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob. Happy Birthday! Ah couldn't help but see you today, hope yer rustlin' up a good time! Pablo: I couldn't resist going here too, especially when I heard Sandy was coming! Lisa: And wherever Pablo goes, I go! SpongeBob: That's great, guys. Come on in! They all walk in, next to Patrick and Stevie Lisa: (to Stevie) Don't I know you from somewhere? Stevie: Probably. If you remember, I crashed into the Psychologist's Office from the sky when Pablo was getting his Asperger's diagnosis. Mr. Krabs crashes into SpongeBob's Living Room from the sky Mr. Krabs: Hey guys! Lisa: Seriously, how does that happen? Mr. Krabs: (to SpongeBob) Happy Birthday, boy! I couldn't get you a gift, because.... I didn't want to spend any money. SpongeBob: Aw, that's okay Mr. Krabs! The best gift that I could possibly have is all my friends at my party. (looks around) But where is....? SpongeBob hears a knock on the door, he answers it to find Squidward SpongeBob: Squidward, glad you could make it! Squidward: My cable's out again. SpongeBob: (hiding his wire cutters behind his back) Oh, heh-heh! You really should get that fixed. Mrs. Puff and Pearl walk in Pearl: Hi, SpongeBob. Mrs. Puff: Hello, SpongeBob. Happy birthday. SpongeBob: Thanks, Mrs. Puff. Do I get a liscence for a present? (laughs) Mrs. Puff: No. SpongeBob walks into the middle of the living room SpongeBob: Attention, I'm glad everyone could make it! Now that we are all here, I can now say that the party has begun. Pablo: Whatever, when does the party start? All the lights turn off, and all the power goes off Lisa: SpongeBob, what's going on? Stevie: Is this all part of the party? SpongeBob: (constantly flicking the light switch) There must be a problem with the power. Gary, did you pay the electricity bill? Gary: Meow. (Yes.) Squidward: Great! I came all the way over here to do nothing! Some party this will turn out to be! Pearl: Yeah! It's not a party without music and dancing! |
  
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| SquidwardLover |
Posted: Oct 19 2009, 07:00 PM
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Administrator   Group: Admin Starfishes Posts: 1,898 Joined: 30-May 07 Member No.: 1 Dubloons: 14,120 Member Inventory: View Nicktropolis Username: Magiccat9/Salemsully Country:  Gender: Female (Girl) |
Oh no! Not the power! I hope you write more soon!
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| SBRoxMan |
Posted: Nov 8 2009, 06:16 PM
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Me 1 millionth dollar! Group: SpongeMods Posts: 261 Joined: 1-June 07 Member No.: 5 Dubloons: 21,960 Member Inventory: View Country: Gender: Male (Boy) |
SpongeBob lights a match and puts it on a candle
SpongeBob: Now come on, guys. We can still make this party work until the power gets back on. Lisa: But what will we do to pass the time? Stevie: Well, it's dark! We could tell scary stories! Lisa: EEK! Lisa shivers and stays close to Pablo Patrick: What's with her? Pablo: She's easily scared, even just saying the word "scary" will scare her. Lisa: EEK! Sandy: Pablo, you just said "scary" three times, technically! Lisa: AHH! Mr. Krabs: Sandy, now you said scary! Lisa: AHH! SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, you said scary too! Eek! Now I said scary! Twice! Lisa shivers uncontrollably Stevie: Wow, she gets terrified really easily. SpongeBob: Hey! You remember when we told "terrifying" stories! (to Lisa) You may want to put earmuffs over your ears! Lisa: Okay. (puts headphones on her ears and listens to "Live and Let Die") SpongeBob: Well, it all started on Halloween, well, it was actually October 1st, but you know what I mean. Flashback starts - Clip from Stinkoman 20X6's Fanfic "Pineapple of Horror" We cut inside Squidward's house one dark October night. Inside, we see on the calendar that today is actually October 1st. Squidward was inside, badly playing The Simpsons theme song on his clarinet. Squidward: Ah, October 1st. My personal day for clarinet practice. There was a knock on the door. Squidward answered it. It was SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob had a pumpkin on his head and Patrick was covered in a sheet. He was facing the wrong way, due to not having eyeholes on his sheet. They each had paper bags. SpongeBob: Trick or treat! Patrick: Happy birthday! Squidward: Guys, it's October 1st. So, one, it's not Halloween yet, and two, don't you guys have a birthday party to get to? SpongeBob: Dahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! We were just there! They took off their costumes to reveal party hats. Patrick turned around and blew through a noisemaker. SpongeBob: And besides, Squidward, it's never too late or too early to celebrate Halloween. That's why The Simpsons do it after Halloween. Squidward: And it's also why you two simpletons celebrate it in January, I presume? SpongeBob: Well, well, well, Squidward, someone ain't in the Halloween spirit, I see. That's why we got something that'll kick out that thrill-seeking part of your brain. Our annual Halloween bonfire! Squidward: How can you chowder-brains have a bonfire underwater? Patrick: We don't know. But we do it anyway! SpongeBob: (drags Squidward along) Come on, Squidward. Squidward: As if I have a choice. *BLOOD transition to next scene* SpongeBob was driving his boatmoible through the road that lead to both Kelp Forest and Bikini Bottom Lake. Squidward and Patrick were in the back seat. They passed a sign of two arrows. "KELP FOREST - Beware of the Kelp Monster" "BIKINI BOTTOM LAKE - Please don't dump your pet's "leavings" here" SpongeBob stopped just at the parking lot outside Kelp Forest. They walked out of the boatmobile and into the woods. In the center of the forst, they saw Stevie, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton waiting for them. Stevie: It's about time you guys got here! Sandy: Yeah, start the bonfire! It's colder then Alaska here! Patrick tossed Squidward's splintery logs from Once Bitten into the ashes and then lit them on fire, creating a huge bonfire in front of all of them. Stevie: Ooooh, bonfire. Squidward: So what? We're just gonna sit around and watch it burn out? SpongeBob: Dahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Of course not, Squidward! The bonfire is just to set the mood as we each share our own scary Halloween story! Squidward: Oh, pleae, like you idiots have a scary story up your arsenal. Mr. Krabs: Call me an idiot again and I'll boil your tentacles and fry your nose, Mr. Squidward! Squidward: Whatever. Flashback ends SpongeBob: Man, those were some good times. Squidward: I still think my halloween story was the best! Mr. Krabs: Those stories may have been scary. But I've got a real life scary story! Well, it wasn't "scary" scary, but it was scary for me as it could have put me out of a job! Pablo: What happened? Mr. Krabs: Well, Patrick won a competition so he could be manager of The Krusty Krab for one day. But the power went straight to his head! Flashback - scene from "The Krusty Manager" Fanfic Mr. Krabs is leaving the cinemas Mr. Krabs: That was a great movie, I liked it when Mr. Bean.... A fish runs to Mr. Krabs Fish: You have to come back to work, Mr. Krabs! Patrick's ruining The Krusty Krab! Mr. Krabs: What do you mean? Fish: He's raised the prices of food. He's fired your fry cook, he hired a robot! He even let Squidward take a day off! Mr. Krabs: So? Fish: And he's spending your money. Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!!!? Nobody spends my money but me.... and maybe burglars. Patrick Star is fired! Mr. Krabs opens the door to Patrick's office Mr. Krabs: Patrick, your days of being manager are over! Patrick laughs Mr. Krabs: What's so funny? Patrick: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. But the probabilily of me being fired is very, very low. Mr. Krabs: But I've got the contract that says I'm the official manager of this restaurant. Mr. Krabs shows him the contract Mr. Krabs: Now leave! Patrick rips the contract in half Patrick: What contract? Mr. Krabs: (gasps) Patrick: Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some business to take care of. End flashback Pablo: What happened after that? Mr. Krabs: Well, eventually Patrick realized that being manager was harder than it looked. So he gave the job back to me again. Patrick: True, but do you remember the time I actually applied for a job at The Krusty Krab? Flashback starts - scene from "New Employee Patrick" fanfic At the Krusty Krab Squidward: May I take your order? Customer: I'll have one Krabby Patty please. Squidward: SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty. Patrick walks inside Patrick: Good morning, Krusty crew! Squidward: I suppose you want a Krabby Patty, Patrick? Patrick: Nope. Everybody gasps Customer: Patrick doesn't want a Krabby Patty? Patrick walks into Mr. Krabs' office Squidward: Patrick not eating patties, what next? In Mr. Krabs' office Mr. Krabs: Good morning, Patrick. Can I help you? Patrick: I've come here to ask you for something. Mr. Krabs: Errr... what do you want? Money? Patrick: I've come to ask for a job. Mr. Krabs starts laughing Mr. Krabs: Ha ha! You want a job? What do you really want? Patrick: I'm serious, I want a job. I want to be a fry cook. Mr. Krabs: Well, we need a new employee. You're hired! Bubble Transition We see Patrick behind the cash register Patrick: So what do I do? Squidward: You say "may I take your order" first. Patrick: May I take you order? Customer: But I just got my order. Patrick: No, may I take your order and eat it? Patrick takes the food and eats it Squidward: Patrick, you don't take the food. You ask them what they want. Patrick: Oh... Squidward: Maybe you'll do a better job as a chef. End flashback Lisa: How come you don't work there any more? Patrick: Well, it got boring after a while. I prefer just eating there, not working there. |
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| SquidwardLover |
Posted: Nov 11 2009, 11:12 PM
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Administrator Group: Admin Starfishes Posts: 1,898 Joined: 30-May 07 Member No.: 1 Dubloons: 14,120 Member Inventory: View Nicktropolis Username: Magiccat9/Salemsully Country: Gender: Female (Girl) |
Awesome so far! I wanna know what happens next!
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| SBRoxMan |
Posted: Nov 20 2009, 05:30 PM
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Me 1 millionth dollar! Group: SpongeMods Posts: 261 Joined: 1-June 07 Member No.: 5 Dubloons: 21,960 Member Inventory: View Country: Gender: Male (Boy) |
Pablo: Hey, anybody remember the time all the Krabby Patties at The Krusty Krab got stolen?
Lisa: I saw that fanfic, wasn't it called "The Curious Incident of The Worm in The Daytime"? Pablo: No, although you were close.... I think! Flashback starts - Clip from "The Curious Incident Of The Krabby Patties In The Not-So Night Time" We see Patrick and Pablo walking to The Krusty Krab, the screen is still black and white Pablo: Y'know, it's weird. Patrick: What? Pablo: Everything's gone black and white. Where's the colour? Patrick: It almost kinda looks like a detective story. Mr. Krabs runs out of The Krusty Krab in a panic Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Patrick: What's wrong, Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs: All the Krabby Patties are gone! Pablo & Patrick: All of them?!? Mr. Krabs: Well, the definition of "all of them" is not "most of them." Patrick: Hmmmm.... this looks like a job for idiot detectives Patrick and Pablo! Pablo: We're detectives? Patrick: We'll solve this case, and we'll do it with clues! Mr. Krabs: No offense, but you guys couldn't find your Teddy Bears even if they were next to your bed. Patrick: LIES! Pablo: Actually, it's true.... for me anyway. Flashback to Pablo getting ready for bed, he's in his bedroom Pablo: I still don't know why everything's black and white.... Oh well, time for bed! Pablo gets in bed Pablo: Man, something doesn't seem right. Like I'm missing something. Did I brush my teeth? We zoom in to see Pablo's teeth, which are disgusting - we hear a scream Pablo: No, it's not that. Do you know what it is, Mr. Stuffybear? Pablo realises Mr. Stuffybear is not in his bed Pablo: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Stuffybear, you're gone! Pablo freaks out and searches everywhere for his teddy just like SpongeBob did in "Have You Seen This Snail" Pablo: (crying) Oh I'll never find Mr. Stuffybear! We see Mr. Stuffybear is just under the blankets - end flashback Pablo: It took me 6 months to find it again! Mr. Krabs: I can imagine.... Patrick: Oh, please-please-please-please let us be detectives! Mr. Krabs: Oh, okay! But you're not getting paid for this! Patrick: Oh, thank you! Mr. Krabs: But I expect you to find the culprit soon or I'm not gonna trust you two on a detective mystery ever again! Patrick: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs! We'll find the culprit faster than you can say "Parry Hotter." Pablo: You just said it, and we still haven't found the culprit! Patrick: You're right, we're failures! Mr. Krabs: Argh! End Flashback Patrick: Wow, there was a flashback in a flashback! Pablo: (looking at watch and getting nervous) Oooohhhh.... I hope the power comes back on soon, or I'm gonna miss "Barry Mill's TV Fart"! Mrs. Puff: You mean the comedy show that makes fun of other shows? Pablo: Yeah! Lisa: And I'm gonna miss my date with Pablo! Pablo: We're not dating. Lisa: It's an imaginary date! Pablo backs away from Lisa |
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